Scene: At the grocery store, buying random necessities for the week.
Mom: Why are you buying champagne?
Me: Cause I like it.
Mom: Are you having a party? Cause we should really tidy the house before then.
Me: No, I’m not.
Mom: Well, then who is going to drink the champagne?
Mom: All by yourself?
Mom: So you’re not having anyone over at all. It will JUST be you?
Me: YES MOM, I AM GOING TO DRINK ALL THE CHAMPAGNE ALL BY MYSELF. I’VE DONE IT BEFORE AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN.